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The hole-in-the-head frog is a species of frog in the family Ranidae. It is the only member of the genus Huia. \nIt is found on the island of Borneo. Its natural habitats are subtropical or tropical moist lowland forests, subtropical or tropical moist montane forests, and torrential rivers. It is threatened by habitat loss. The genus name honors Chinese herpetologist Shuchin Hu.
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